December 2011
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I tried dancing to Dance (A$$) by Big Sean while in the shower and almost fell and ripped the shower curtain down.
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i never buy anyone anything for their birthday or christmas because im not sure if we’ll be friends in the future and i’d be pissed if i end up spending lots of money on them so i usually just offer them sexual favors.
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youre a pretty sucky friend. sure i can tell you anything but if i get treated like a nobody by you why tell you shit?
whatever. whenever you see me dont talk to me because i know part of me will want to be treated like a nobody by you.
November 2011
geetluckky:
i’m gonna stop being so nice to certain people.
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to be honest thinking about my normal adult life as a social worker, living in my cute, tiny, expensively decorated aparment with my tiny Persian kitty, my part time job at starbucks (to get a discount on coffee), my cute furniture my parents will help buy me because I’m a spoiled fuck, my own personal laptop with a webcam that will be playing every Amy Winehouse, Morrissey, and She &...
crack-eye:
no one sticks around (me) for long
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Watchtheskunkcatcher:
I wasn’t sure what you wanted me to do in this video but I’m shirtless. I also don’t understand why you even want to see me shirtless in the first place, I’m pretty average looking. Well nonetheless, enjoy looking at a short video of good ol’ wet and confused me. It randomly freezes for a few seconds in the beginning too by the way.
tooperfectforwords
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i wish i was a victoria’s secret model. they’re so gorgeous and perfect and i’d totally be down with turning into a girl over night if i was told i could be one.
my sister wants to be one now and since she’s super skinny, has abs, and will probably be around my height, i could see it.
